GOTHCUCK

What's up, NERD? Have you ever JERKED OFF thinking about hitting on that GOTH chick you never had the balls to talk to? Well, guess what? You still fucking can't. Why? Just look between your legs, CUCKY. So, instead of making a fool of yourself trying to get a real girl and getting HUMILIATED after being REJECTED for being a SISSY, you might as well sit your sorry ass down, grab some tissues, and play this game.

Summary:

Wales, 1997. You are a shy and relatively good guy, navigating your first year of university while experiencing a deep identity crisis. 

Everyone around you sees you as a loser destined to be a VIRGIN and alone for the rest of your life: but that's about to change. Like a belated Christmas gift, following a conflict at her previous university, a mysterious, tough, and terrifyingly imposing GOTH girl gets transfered to your academy with one goal in mind: to bully every loser who crosses her path. 

Will you be able to endure whatever you must to win her love? Or will you prefer someone else to do it for you? Although, in reality, whatever you do, your destiny remains the same: to be a GOTHCUCK.