Hey there, lads! Consider this launch as both a MAJOR UPDATE for GOTHCUCK, as well as its launch on this lovely site.

Here's a quick story summary for those who haven't checked it out (or have come across it) yet.

Wales, 1997. You are a shy and relatively good guy, navigating your first year of university while experiencing a deep identity crisis.

Everyone around you sees you as a loser destined to be a VIRGIN and alone for the rest of your life: but that's about to change.

Like a belated Christmas gift, following a conflict at her previous university, a mysterious, tough, and terrifyingly imposing GOTH girl gets transfered to your academy with one goal in mind: to bully every loser who crosses her path.

Will you be able to endure whatever you must to win her love? Or will you prefer someone else to do it for you? Although, in reality, whatever you do, your destiny remains the same: to be a GOTHCUCK.